marylin manson at his best

"This Is The New Shit"

Everything has been said before
There's nothing left to say anymore
When it's all the same
You can ask for it by name

Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along.
Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing,
Are you motherfuckers ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
Do we get it? No.
Do we want it? Yeah.
This is the new shit,
Stand up and admit.

Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along.
Everything has been said before
There's nothing left to say anymore
When it's all the same
You can ask for it by name,
Are you motherfuckers ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
Do we get it? No.
Do we want it? Yeah.
This is the new shit,
Stand up and admit.

And now it's "you know who"
I got the "you know what"
I stick it "you know where"
You know why, you don't care.
And now it's "you know who"
I got the "you know what"
I stick it "you know where"
You know why, you don't care.

Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing.

Are you motherfuckers ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
Do we get it? No.
Do we want it? Yeah.
This is the new shit,
Stand up and admit.

So,
LET US ENTERTAIN YOU
LET US ENTERTAIN YOU...
Blah blah blah blah everybody sing along.

surinder... where art thou

hmmmm... surinder was supposed to meet me today evening.
i waited 45 min outside his office, he never showed up,
to make matters worse, his phone was unreachable,
still is.

so either he was busy gettin laid in some basement, still is.
or ...

i hope for the former ;o)

doodle bar

a new addition to the blog... yes please look right ->
 
da doodle bar.

first virus for Windows CE surfaces

BitDefender, based  in Romania, stated that it has discovered a "proof of concept" virus for Microsoft's operating system for smart phones and other handhelds. The malicious code's author, who uses the pseudonym Ratter,is part of the 29A VX group that created a virus for the Symbian OS.
BitDefender said it is the first known Windows CE virus. Microsoft could not be reached for comment.

hmmm... time to move over to linux on the handheld as well.
so if you're the adventurous kinds, try www.handhelds.org

neighbour... etc.

my neighbour doesn't trouble me with the cable wire anymore,
he's rigged his own connection outta mine.

now he's started something i can really not understand...
everytime i come back from delhi after the weekend,
he greets me with -
"waapis aa gaye ji?"

well if i'm the one you're talking to errr... isn't it kinda obvious.
i would hereby like to present this as a candidate for the following:

stupid question people ask
--------------------------

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends.
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well, it's so hot; there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.

2.In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet.
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia....why don't you try again or should I try this time."

3.At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks.
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4.At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good?
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5.At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6.When a friend announces her/his wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question:-Is the guy/gal you're marrying good?
Answer:-No, he/she is a miserable wife-beating/nagging insensitive lout..it's just the money.

7.When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?

8.When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey, have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding...................

9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.

10.You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle It was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!

arjun is in mumbai

this is the message i got from arjun today:

"the view from the nariman point office board room,
where all are sitting is nothing but sky and ocean!"


and last night when he landed in mumbai:

"Woho!"

the bullet

i rode the bullet to & fro from delhi over the weekend

my butt's flat and my back's broken
but then it was worth it.

you go on such a ride and you realise why the bullet is a philosophy and not just a bike,
why the exhaust is more music to your ears than anything,
why the journey means more than the destination.

physically tired i may be but my minds at peace.
yes, it was a very good run.